I used to be kind of a bad driver.
You know the kind.…
The… Run up your bumpers cause you’re not going fast enough – kind.
The… Speed around you then cut right in front you – kind.
The… No turn signals – ever – kind.
The… Careen to the right lane to get to the off ramp – kind.
The… Honk at you when your only going 5 miles under the speed limit – kind.
The… “Get out of my way” going 20 miles over the speed limit – kind.
The… Swerve in and out of lanes – kind.
And like that.